Season 13
Episodes
1. If NBA Jam Were a Real Game (30 for 30 Parody)
2019-03-18
The rest is history.
2. Defender of the Basic Meets the April Fool
2019-04-01
Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?
3. An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin
2019-04-09
Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?
4. Outtakes: An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin
Unknown air date
Great enough to satisfy even the biggest fans.
5. Grindr Profile Picture Day
2019-04-12
Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.
6. Everyone’s a Republican on Tax Day
2019-04-14
Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.
7. A 420 Visit from the Weed Man
2019-04-19
On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.
8. Stop Asking Women to Talk about Being Women
2019-04-23
As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.
9. Realistic Dream Phone
2019-05-03
Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!
10. There’s Meat Hiding in Every Food
2019-05-04
You’ve been drinking literal beetle juice.
11. Eat Mayo Wherever You Go
2019-05-07
The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).
12. Sitting behind a Couple at the Movies
2019-05-10
If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?
13. When Theater Kids Grow Up
2019-05-14
Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.
14. The Apothecary Barista
2019-05-15
Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.
15. Letting Go of Game of Thrones
2019-05-11
It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.
16. Movie Families Always Skip Breakfast
2019-05-23
She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.
17. Bruce Wayne Is the Real Criminal
2019-05-22
He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.
18. Are You Nerdy Enough?
2019-05-25
Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.
19. Minorities Don’t Look Alike
2019-05-29
How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?
20. I Know Where You Got Your Opinion From
2019-06-04
Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!
21. The Game of Thrones Finale Rewritten with A.I.
2019-06-07
George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.
22. That Inspirational Story Is Actually Sad
2019-06-11
A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?
23. Black Mirror Episodes from Medieval Times
2019-06-12
Technology has always been scary and evil.
24. You Suck in Your Own Story
2019-06-25
You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.
25. The Worst Clothes You’re Wearing This Summer
2019-06-26
Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!
26. Experimenting (Literally) in College
2019-07-12
College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.
27. 3 Adorable Crafts You Can Immediately Trash
2019-07-13
Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.
28. Your Annoying Cheap Friend
2019-07-19
If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.
29. This Kidnapping Is So Hot
2019-07-20
Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.
30. Do I Hate the Bachelor?
2019-07-24
She loves to hate it and hates to love it.