Season 8
Episodes
1. Mel is Hogg-Tied
1983-10-02
Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit. Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.
2. Vera's Secret Lover
1983-10-09
A secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons.
3. Jolene Gets Her Wings
1983-10-16
Everyone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.
4. Alice's Blind Date
1983-10-23
Alice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane.
5. It Had to Be Mel
1983-10-30
A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.
6. The Over-the-Hill Girls
1983-11-06
Both Carrie and Alice are turned down as singers by a supper club owner who thinks they're too old for the job.
7. Vera Gets Engaged
1983-11-20
Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.
8. Vera's Wedding
1983-11-20
After a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended.
9. The Robot Wore Pink
1983-12-18
After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.
10. 'Tis the Season to Be Jealous
1983-12-25
Working undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance.
11. Tommy Goes Overboard
1984-01-01
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12. Vera, the Horse Thief
1984-01-08
No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.
13. Jolene Throws a Curve
1984-01-15
Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team.
14. Lies My Mother Told Me
1984-01-29
After 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero.
15. Alice and the Devoted Dentist
1984-02-12
When Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.
16. Alice's Hot Air Romance
1984-03-04
Alice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon.
17. Dollars to Donuts
1984-03-11
After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business.
18. My Dinner with Debbie
1984-03-18
By proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach.
19. Vera's Fine Feathered Friends
1984-03-25
Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.
20. Jolene is Stuck on Mel
1984-04-01
Jolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel.
21. Don't Play It Again, Elliot
1984-04-15
A gift piano comes between Vera and Elliot when she can't pry him away from it.
22. Mel Spins His Wheels
1984-05-13
Mel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair.
23. Be It Ever So Crowded
1984-05-20
Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.