Season 1
Episodes

1. What's in the Parcel?
2025-06-19
After her disability benefits are cut, a bereft Emily bumps into her dodgy old school friend, Ewen, who spots an opportunity. If Emily needs money, perhaps she could deliver a package for him...

2. Who's in Our Gang?
2025-06-19
Spurred on by Ewen, Emily embarks on her new career as a drug dealer and sets about recruiting a criminal gang of misfits who'll slip under the radar alongside them

3. Why Does He Want to Cut Off Your D*ck?
2025-06-26
Emily and Ewen attempt to balance the complexities of drug dealing with their burgeoning love lives. A double date coincides with their biggest deal yet, and Emily tries drugs for the very first time.

4. When Did You Last Go to The Haçienda?
2025-06-26
Emily and the gang celebrate their success with a spa day, but their recent activities haven’t gone unnoticed... Ewen thinks it’s time to get out of the drugs game, but Emily has other ideas.

5. Where's My Bacon?
2025-07-03
The gang’s dealings finally catch up with them as Ewen realises that his mum is missing and he’s being tailed. Meanwhile, Emily comes face-to-face with a rival drug lord who’s out to destroy her.

6. Will We Die?
2025-07-03
Emily and Ewen realise that the net is closing in, and everyone is onto them. Can the gang find a way out of the drugs game for good?